UWMBCA Welegedara

How many pages does Uda Walawwe Mahim Bandaralage Chanaka Asanka Welegedara (UWMBCA Welegedara) have on his passport ?


Here's how I see a telephone conversation happening between Welegedara and an airline reservation specialist:

Welegedara: I need to book a round trip ticket to Sydney from Colombo?

Airline Specialist: Sure, Sir. I can help you with that. Can you give me your full name for me to book your ticket?

Welegedara: Here, we go again. Are you ready? U as in Umbrella, D as in David, A as in Asia - that is my first part of my first name, my second part of the first name is Walawwe - W as in Water, A as in Asia .............................................................................................................
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Maam, did you get that?

Airline Specialist : ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Saurav Ganguly, I apologize

Saurav,

I thought you were finished as an International Cricketer. We all owe you an apology. But honestly, don't tell me that the break from International cricket did not make you a better batsman and overall a better team player. Anyway, welcome back and hope you continue your good form Down Under.

cheers
Madras Maverick